Posts Tagged ‘facebook’

Emily is donating her status to SHUT UP.

November 4, 2008

Okay. I have a totally irrational, meaningless complaint. Thank god this blog exists. Ready?

I really appreciate that our generation is taking interest in politics. I think it’s really cool. But honestly? BARACK OBAMA DOESN’T CARE THAT HIS NAME IS IN YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS 800 TIMES A DAY.

Okay, time to ‘fess up. I was SO going to vote for John McCain. I had my absentee ballot in hand, pencil at the ready…but of course, after checking my facebook and seeing that so-and-so REALLY wanted me to vote for Obama, I decided to swing the other way. I mean, if 500,000 people donate their statuses to him, whatever the fuck that means, then he really must be the right candidate.

WHAT THE FUCK? IT’S FUCKING FACEBOOK. DO YOU THINK THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS? NO. IT DOESN’T.

DEAR GOD. Change your statuses back to “_____ is OMGZZzz so in love with edward cuLLeN!!!!” That’ll make more of an impact than donating your status to Obama. I promise.

p.s. I like how voting is the new cool thing to do. It’s better than buying Uggs or getting high by asphixiation.

Dumb.

August 24, 2008

I just spent four solid hours on Facebook.

FOR NO REASON.

I leave Monday. I should be, you know, making the best of my time.

False. Instead, I look through all my old Facebook photo albums, old wall-to-walls…I wasn’t even stalking anyone. That’s just disappointing.

Maybe I should go do something productive with my life, like eat. Or sleep. Yes, that sounds about right.