Emily is donating her status to SHUT UP.

Okay. I have a totally irrational, meaningless complaint. Thank god this blog exists. Ready?

I really appreciate that our generation is taking interest in politics. I think it’s really cool. But honestly? BARACK OBAMA DOESN’T CARE THAT HIS NAME IS IN YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS 800 TIMES A DAY.

Okay, time to ‘fess up. I was SO going to vote for John McCain. I had my absentee ballot in hand, pencil at the ready…but of course, after checking my facebook and seeing that so-and-so REALLY wanted me to vote for Obama, I decided to swing the other way. I mean, if 500,000 people donate their statuses to him, whatever the fuck that means, then he really must be the right candidate.

WHAT THE FUCK? IT’S FUCKING FACEBOOK. DO YOU THINK THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS? NO. IT DOESN’T.

DEAR GOD. Change your statuses back to “_____ is OMGZZzz so in love with edward cuLLeN!!!!” That’ll make more of an impact than donating your status to Obama. I promise.

p.s. I like how voting is the new cool thing to do. It’s better than buying Uggs or getting high by asphixiation.

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One Response to “Emily is donating her status to SHUT UP.”

  1. Brandon Says:

    Haha. I was considering donating my status to the Dark Overlord Satan, but I couldn’t find the application. I guess instead I’ll stick with my original plan to donate my firstborn.

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