More Unsolved Mysteries

Something outside my dorm room makes horrible noises. Every hour of the day, with brief breaks.

The noise isn’t really that horrible, just annoying.

It sounds like some really tall man outside my window is peeing into a very short, empty toilet.

I know, it’s college, and I expect that sort of thing. Really. But it’s annoying, and he starts and stops a lot.

Unless it’s not pee; maybe it’s just the wind.

That would be so boring.

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One Response to “More Unsolved Mysteries”

  1. Brandon Says:

    Uh oh. You’re being haunted by pee wind? That’s the absolute worst possible kind of haunting. Be careful.

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